this is my favorite spam / scam. penis stuff is boring!

it goes like this

someone has free yamaha grand piano available

it's lmfao but pianos are very heavy and fragile and cost a ton / grand (what a pun!) to ship

Subject: Grand Piano Still Available


Hi Madis,

Trust you're doing fine. I wanted to check in regarding the
message I sent earlier about the Yamaha piano that belonged
to my friend's late husband. It's a special piece with a lot
of meaning, and she'd be so happy if it went to someone who
truly appreciates music.

Please let me know if you're interested or know someone who
might be.

Thank you for considering this, any help or advice is
appreciated.

All the best,
Ms. Clarine